La Salle Debain
Open Source @ Consolidated Braincells Inc.
This is a weblog I'm keeping about my work on Debian and any other useful Debian related info I come across. It is not meant to compete with other news sources like Debian Weekly News or Debian Planet. Mostly it is just a way for me to classify and remember all the random bits of information that I have floating around me. I thought maybe by using a blog it could be of some use to others too. Btw. "I" refers to Jaldhar H. Vyas, Debian developer for over 8 years. If you want to know more about me, my home page is here.
The name? Debain is a very common misspelling of Debian and la salle de bains means bathroom in French.
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As we all know, unless we find a new energy source soon, the Earth is going to explode. I am pleased to announce that today at lunch I discovered the answer. I call it the Vyas 2000 Mega Expulsor Drive. I jotted down the design on a napkin which I have scanned to show you.
1. The containment unit. Debian developers are placed within it.
2. The control unit. It forms a series of tubes which connect the developers. Soon heat and friction are created which, by some kind of scientific process, gets converted into energy. Every so often, the energy is released and spent items are expulsed into...
3. The expulsion chamber. No one knows how this works.
4. I don't know what these bits are for either but they look awesome don't they?
The environmental impact is virtually zero except the unit tends to develop a persistant low-pitched whine which may disturb cats and dogs in the area.
No need to thank me. Knowing I have saved humanity is thanks enough.
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